zoot

British slang for a joint/spliff.
Mainly used to describe a weed joint, but can also be used for other drugs like PCP.

"oi bruv mans blazing a fat zoot innit"
"wicked blud, can u set me one too?"

by ahj03 September 15, 2019

Zooted

The state of being extremely high

Im so zooted right now

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

Zooted

This adjective is a variation of the word “booted” which means very high or drunk; fucked up.

However the addition of the “Z” to replace “B” signifies a specific type of high caused by sedative, prescription medications.

The Z’s you catch from sleeping and certain names of said medications pair together well in linguistic terms— “xanned out,” “zooted off them xannies”

My mans is zooted off them xans..

by JaycAker October 31, 2020

Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 30, 2019

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

Turbo Tax Zoot edition is zoot, zoot zoot zoot

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

zooted

Drunk

Last Night at the party, Rachel got zooted

by Dont Ask June 18, 2018

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022