wonking

Is anything but intercourse..fingering.oral.handjobs.

The wonking i got today was awesome

by Chelsy June 17, 2006

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wonk

1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.

I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.

by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006

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Wonked Out

Being extremely tired on not present in your mindset from anything, including but not limited to drugs & alcohol. When someone is wonked out, they resemble the mentality of a sterotypical zombie, with no cognative ability. When they are wonked out, they will not being able to think or practice reason, and are unlikely to remember any details of this experience later.

Likely to have stemmed from the expression zonked out, but has particular circumstances to help better describe these moments when they occur.

This can also include people who have passed out or are not awake if they got to this state from previous actions resulting in being wonked out prior to their sudden slumber.

I once worked 75 hours in a week on very little sleep, and was so wonked out by the final day I now need to work 75 more to make up for all my actions.

Jimmy finished his weekend alcohol supply by early saturday morning and was so wonked out we had to get him back to his home.

by -Zoso- October 10, 2008

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wonka

The area between a man's anus and scrotum. (The Willy, The Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory)

I was getting a heater from some chick and she kept going below ground for some wonka action.

by Howard Brackett December 21, 2007

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Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

by cavalico April 8, 2009

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