brain wind

Air head,something missing.
When someone goes into a trance

Hey Ste!youve got a bit of brain wind going on!

by 5pudy November 28, 2017

mystery wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

Christ it's hot outside; that mystery wind really does hit the spot.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 15, 2008

Wind Blaster

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.

I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!

by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008

tropical wind

when a girl is giving you a rimjob, and the moment is right give her the breath of her life right in the sweet mouth.

Yo, i was get a quick R.J. the other night and if that wasn't rude enough, you should have seen the look on her face when the winds turned and she was gasping for air after she caught that tropical wind in the back of her throat.

by the Kernal aka JEB Stuart October 2, 2008

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

by Lungeman October 31, 2011