A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.
Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.
by bearkitten January 16, 2011
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"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
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1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
by knowsthnings July 19, 2011
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2. Any violent act
3. A reference to " love will make you do crazy things", in particular violence resulting from love
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Example:
Yo, yo, yo! Check it out! That dude is walking over there with a mission! Oh shit, see that? He just Will Smith'd that waiter! That waiter didn't even see it comin! Damn that's cold!
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Hey, you gonna be free later? I'll come by and pick you up in a few hours. The boss wants us to do a bit of waste management. We's gotta go and Will Smith that gambler that aint paid us back yet. So get ready.
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