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Willamette University

A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.
Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.
by bearkitten January 16, 2011
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The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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Will County Rectangle

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle
by knowsthnings July 19, 2011
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Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.
Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.
by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018
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Will Lawhead

Will Lawhead is a tall, handsome guy with sky blue eyes. he's smart, kind funny and thoughtful. and most of all he's better off with her.
Nadia{ Will Lawhead I miss the way i could stare into your eyes for hours and still be exited for when you kiss my ear.
by Bear Bear JJ November 16, 2018
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will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.
Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?
by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020
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Will Smith

1. To take a cheap shot at someone; to do a surprise attack
2. Any violent act
3. A reference to " love will make you do crazy things", in particular violence resulting from love
Example:
Officer, I swear, I didn't mean to beat the shit outta my girl. It was a Will Smith, sir! You know - I did it out of love cause love makes you do crazy things! I'm free to go right, officer?

Example:
Yo, yo, yo! Check it out! That dude is walking over there with a mission! Oh shit, see that? He just Will Smith'd that waiter! That waiter didn't even see it comin! Damn that's cold!

Example:
Baby, that man just disrespected me. Can you be a honey and go Will Smith him for me? I know, I haven't been all sexy lately, but I promise I'll go crazy on your cock tonight. You're such a sweetie!

Example:
Hey, you gonna be free later? I'll come by and pick you up in a few hours. The boss wants us to do a bit of waste management. We's gotta go and Will Smith that gambler that aint paid us back yet. So get ready.
by solid.as.a.ROCK April 1, 2022
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