the pull of the weasel 

The temptation to do something unethical.

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.

the pull of the weasel by John Meuser December 12, 2008

wild weasel 

A crazy military aviation mission, or those pilots performing the mission, deep into enemy territory to disable Surface to Air Missile sites.

The wild weasels will take care of the SAM site.

wild weasel by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

sales weasel 

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.

That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!

sales weasel by redtheda January 13, 2010

wet weasel 

To pop off while in the shower

I had company in the house all day so I could only make time for a wet weasel.

wet weasel by altiarblade July 23, 2014

Stage Weasel 

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

Stage Weasel by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008

cheese weasel 

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

cheese weasel by akb427 December 15, 2007

waxing the weasel 

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

waxing the weasel by tradesman April 3, 2003