I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

drunk cock wash

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock

I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?

by skcnasty January 10, 2008

walshy

The act of inserting ones penis into someone's ear. ie. an ear fuck.

Fred: Did you see how that guy died? Word is someone gave him a walshy and it went straight through.

George: Sounds painful.

by Dan February 27, 2004

washburn

Awesome American-made guitars. More bang for the buck than you get with say a Gibson or PRS.

I'll take my $1500 WI-68 over a $5000 PRS.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 1, 2016

car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

by Accipiter April 15, 2006

walshinator

babe magnet, hansome, pimp

the walshinator had a great time last night

by king james walsh July 24, 2010