twee

The phonetic spelling of how a person from Haiti pronounces the English number three. The location where you will most likely here this is in Little Haiti, FL.

Jean-Baptiste - "I got into accident car.."

Claims Adjuster - "You mean a CAR ACCIDENT?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.."

Claims Adjuster - "Did you have any passengers with you?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.. my brother, my sister, my friend Pierre Jean, my wife, and my twee kids.."

Claims-Adjuster - "I'm sorry sir, your what children?"

Jean-Baptiste - "My kids!! I have TWEE OF DEM!!!"

by Lucidly Dreaming November 1, 2006

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What people from Yorkshire do when they go to the bathroom.

Sophie: "Where's Lindsey gone?"
Mikey: "Lindsey's gone twee"
Sophie: "ffs, bladder like a thimble that girl!"

by MikeyDoodle June 23, 2016

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teebs

1. (noun) Used interchangeably with "t.b." as a shortened version of the nickname "turd blossom", when it is used to refer to your girlfriend's little brother.

"Teebs called to ask if he can borrow some more money."

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

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Twee

The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.

Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.

by Homelessguyfromcentralsocial June 1, 2016

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noun - twee is short for tweak, which is speed, and almost always refers to crystal meth, but ritalin, aderall, and some other drugs are also called twee

"would you like a bump of twee?"

by Dr. Lovechilde December 28, 2009

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