Twee

Our holy lord. The Twee isn’t a being. More of an idea. A shape. It’s followers are loyal members of the twee squad. It replaces the number 3 and all multiples of it. Saying it purifies your soul.
I have twee hours until class.
The Twee lives on.
by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 09, 2019
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Twee

The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.
'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'
by Raqdog July 25, 2014
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The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.
Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.
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Twee

A Boy with only 1 working nut and a small penis!
my friend james who is a twee and is sitting right next to me in are ICT Lesson and does not know am using him as an example of a twee!! lol
by pecks2005 December 14, 2005
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Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.

In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.
by urbandicfan September 03, 2003
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to be obnoxiously sweet, or quaint. It comes across as being disingenuous, corny, or effeminate.
This guy was walking his poodle down the street. he had this sickly twee voice when he talked to his dog. he was like; "who's my little poo poo, yes, your my little poo poo. your my little birthday boy, yes you are."
by big_bones February 12, 2010
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The noise a sparrow makes the moment it dies.
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, twee.
by AThousandCuts November 09, 2009
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