Tess

Cock thirsty ratchet ass hoe.

Jemmy - "Hey, whose that whore over there?"
Judy - "Who? Tess?"

by JussAyKunt November 29, 2012

Tesses

Plural of tests.

I have to study tonight, I have two tesses to take at school tomorrow.

by DRM December 22, 2003

Tessa

A girl with a big forehead

Meh god!!! You have a big tessa

by Christian gafuryas August 30, 2019

tessa

a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.

ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.

by tessasaurususus July 22, 2010

Tessa Brooks

The biggest shitty shit ever. A slut. Only have 12 years old fans. And she is cringey as fuck. Backstab her own friend 'ALISSA VIOLET THE QUENN' for money.

Tessa Brooks is a piece of shit.

by blackmt___ September 23, 2017

tesselaar

The Tesselaar (surname) originated from the irish countryside circa 19th century. From Ireland, the Tesselaar family spread like wildfire in the middle of a hot african summer, to all continents of the globe. The tesselaar family name have produced strong, attractive, loyal and funny family members. Originally from an Irish heritage, a Tesselaar loves a beverage.

Frat Guy 1 - "Hey, i should challegne that funny / smart girl with a last name of tesselaar to a drinking contest"

Frat Guy 2 - "No dont be silly!, Shes a Tesselaar!!, she will drink you under he table AND is smart and funny enough to make a educate joke at your expense!"

by beestone November 21, 2010

tessa powers

A hot girl capable of making men doing anything she says

My girlfriend has tessa powers- today I washed her car, bought her flowers and walked her dog.

by tessapowers January 8, 2012