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Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.
"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"
by Koor November 21, 2004
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piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss
Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss
by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009
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cyber-tickle

tickling a person through some form of communication technology, not through physical contact.
I recieved a message saying tickle,tickle, tickle. I thought to myself, I just got cyber-tickled.
by Carl with a C October 6, 2009
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Elmo Tickle

Any sexual act that results in the man reaching climax before the woman.
Kain: Once she started doing that, I just knew I was gone get my elmo tickle when we got home.
by ldgk March 29, 2011
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Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
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whatever tickles your panda

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."
by MST97 July 8, 2011
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