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Don't make yourself the crazy goat! 

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
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Don’t Stop The Dance 

Mama says, "Truth is all that matters
Lying and deceiving is a sin"
Drifting through a world that's torn and tattered
Every thought I have don't mean a thing
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Love is all the matters
Beauty should be deeper than your skin"
Living for the moment, lips and lashes
Will I ever find my way again?
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Only stormy weather
Don't know why there's no sun in the sky"
Footsteps in the dark come together
Got to keep on moving or I will die
Don't stop, Don’t Stop the Dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance

garlic bread don’t pay the bills 

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men 

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! 

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“

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Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.
Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”