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High-ity

Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.

*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*
Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
by Cyr2Cold July 22, 2016
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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
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Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has, or what is considered, to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.
"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"
by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021
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Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older
"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis
by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020
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squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
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