Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

textified

To be scared by threatening texts or emails etc

These people kept getting on at me via my phone and laptop I was totally textified

by Bolognese May 16, 2016

Textinct

Death from distracted texting driver💀

⚠After the collision, all of the occupants of the vehical's are now textinct.💀

by Muma Bear February 25, 2017

Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.

Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!

by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019

Texting Out Loud

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.

I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.

by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020

Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022