Mother Teresa

Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.

Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.

by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007

Queen Teresa

A lazy person who eats a lot of food and is reluctant to giving out or spending his/her money often seen with saliva dribble hanging from his/her mouth in an act to tease others around them to scare of the saliva falling upon someone.

A: "I CBA to do that"
B: "You're a Queen Teresa"
A: "I'm going to spit on you for I am Queen Teresa!"

by octopus-225 December 10, 2010

Teressa

Also known as Heartbreak T, T Reezy, Big T, Sweet T,
True hustla and boss of The Cash Cow, Rahn Jeremy

I pulled a Teressa earlier and invested in a cash cow now I'm gettin Republican money.

by Rahn Jeremy May 13, 2010

Teresa Isaacs

A lame excuse for a mayor who thinks the voices inside her head are coming from real people.

"I give myself an A+ rating. Everyone hates me so that is 100%.
I think the Germans are still harboring Hitler somewhere, so we should steal the water company from them.'

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

tensecore

Intensely hard-core.

OMG! You know Einstein?! thats tensecore!

by Greg987 August 28, 2008

Tenselexia

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...

by Dr-Octagon June 18, 2008

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009