Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Ace Tango

Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.

Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.

- Hey look, it's Ace Tango.
- Aw man.

by HydraX420 October 24, 2020

james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

Tent tangoing

The act of making out or more in a tent.

“Hey tanny, wanna go tent tangoing”
“Sure Zach ;)”

by Begforus May 26, 2020

Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.

Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.

by Bobwayne November 30, 2021

duvet tango

The dance you do with your duvet after a night out with pablo ,nose bag

I was up all last night doing the duvet tango

by ADAM AVIT April 26, 2007

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018