Keg taint

The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.

I hate the taste of keg taint.

by Conjoband November 9, 2012

Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.

Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!

by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013

Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days

I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.

by GetReality January 5, 2022

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley

Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021