switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 7, 2020

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.

"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."

by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021

Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable

Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.

by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019