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Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS)

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.
Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.
by Louieice22 October 23, 2011
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Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.
The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.
by Aswart August 11, 2010
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swetty

A hilarious person; one who is just an all around goofball. Plus, they r damn sexy
that guy is such a swetty
by dispatchfan09 February 9, 2008
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sweaty balls

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath
Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum
by PAki chan January 12, 2006
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Sweaty Ballsack Day

On the day of Febuary 17th, 2007 it was agreed by numerous males in the town of Westford, Massachusetts that due to the unusual temperature and amount of perspiration resulting from it that the day should be officaly deamed "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

The reason for this is that during this day many males complained of extremely high levels of sweat coming from their genitals, hence the term "Sweaty Ballsack Day".
Andrew: is it just me or is everyone getting sweaty balls??

Seth: DUDE ME TOO!! OMG this is like officialy Sweaty Ballsack Day.

Andrew: Hell yeah dude!
by Seth Holladay August 2, 2007
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sweaty

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."
by The Strut September 30, 2004
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