When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).
All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.
All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.
DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"
Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"
Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"
by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008
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The stack only goes up or down and it's your main job to make it go up.
The stack is your best friend.
The stack doesn't lie, doesn't cheat and doesn't betray. The stack doesn't judge you, doesn't harm you and doesn't plot against you.
The stack is always there for you, in good times and it bad times.
It makes bad times better and it makes good time amazing.
The stack might make some of your fake friends jealous and it's best enjoyed with your real niggas, the ones that were there for you when you didn't have much stack.
When lost, just look at the stack for mentoring: will the stack go up or down following your action? Once you know the answer, you know what to do.
The stack only goes up or down and it's your main job to make it go up.
The stack is your best friend.
The stack doesn't lie, doesn't cheat and doesn't betray. The stack doesn't judge you, doesn't harm you and doesn't plot against you.
The stack is always there for you, in good times and it bad times.
It makes bad times better and it makes good time amazing.
The stack might make some of your fake friends jealous and it's best enjoyed with your real niggas, the ones that were there for you when you didn't have much stack.
When lost, just look at the stack for mentoring: will the stack go up or down following your action? Once you know the answer, you know what to do.
Momo: bro, if I had to teach one and only one thing it would be this: keep your eyes on the stack. Don't let ego or hoes get in the way. The stack is the final answer of your every action.
by LB7 December 3, 2014
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"Joseph, check out that girl walking with the crazy muffin tops hanging out of her pants. No John, there's more than one...that's a stack of pancakes!
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Get the stackin flow mug.When working in a Huhtamaki America's Mill, a person who stacks plates on any machine other than B-13 while it is running FRANKA, or any person who has never packed the afformentioned FRANKA 4 cup carrier. The Stacker Bitch will be known as such until he/she has done the said job, and also will be punished by back seat car rides until he/she has done the job. A Stacker Bitch is a human Pinata, so bash away when you see one!
Me: Jon is such a Stacker Bitch!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
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Get the stack party mug.When a group of 2 or more people sit on each other's laps over a toilet and piss together.
(Although it is usually practised with piss, the person on the bottom of the stack could theoretically poop, as well, though it would be rude for someone higher in the stack to do so)
(Although it is usually practised with piss, the person on the bottom of the stack could theoretically poop, as well, though it would be rude for someone higher in the stack to do so)
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