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Stealth Swag 

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.
Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.
Stealth Swag by SwagHero May 23, 2011

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.
Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.
Stealth Fat by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealth Pig 

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.
Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.
Stealth Pig by Nitek July 16, 2011

Stealth Help 

1: verb: To help someone without them knowing that you're helping them
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
Stealth Help by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011

Stealth Bomber 

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.
Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!
Stealth Bomber by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011

stealth woobie 

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
stealth woobie by DivineGrace March 29, 2013