You tryin to squawk bruh.
by Uncreative Suicide December 30, 2015
Get the Squawk mug.When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.
You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
by Roondawg March 9, 2009
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The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.
1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!
2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
by bitchBgone April 7, 2010
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Get the Squash it mug.Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
by xzwiii on instagram ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2021
Get the squashedorgans mug.These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011
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