spooksperson

a scary person

“ it’s a fucking spooksperson”

by yenniferp January 15, 2018

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.

I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.

by FrogSox May 9, 2021

fig.socks

Noun: The most concerning individual on Instagram dot com. Lover to Kyojuro Rengoku (by force) and incredibly talented artist. Derived from the root words "fig" and "lemon socks," in reference to popular indie musician Cavetown. Kitchikuo's greatest companion, and snommies' arch nemesis.
Adjective: **** ** **** *** ** ****** **** *** ******* **** ** *****

"Have you seen fig.socks' new story posts? They are literally the most disturbing things I have ever seen."

"Wake up babe, new fig.socks Rengoku merch countdown is almost up!"
"I just figged my sock."

by kitchikuo December 20, 2022

Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018

Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

long socks

socks above the ankle

1)oh my gosh I love your long socks
2)these long socks are sooo warm

by ssphar May 3, 2009