Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex

I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

Singapore Sling

The act of shitting into a trashcan because the toilet is occupied, followed by taking the trashbag, swinging it around, and slinging it off a balcony to hide the evidence.

I had to shit so bad in the hotel room and Cate was on the toilet, so I just did the Singapore Sling!

by The Slinger November 19, 2015

Red Sling

To complete a "Red Sling" Follow these steps:
1.If your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.Hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.Once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.Upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled Red Sling.

Zack shouts: "Josh come here for a second!"
Josh: "what ma..*hit in face with red thong*"
Zack: "hahah Red Sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!"
Josh: "Your fuckin weird man.."
Zack: "I'm not the one sniffin my mom's underwear haha"
Josh: "whatever.."

by C.C.B January 15, 2010

sapling

a small tree.

"We can't light up(TP) that house cuz all they got are a few saplings."

Dude I rocked that sapling with my car.

by b stouff May 3, 2004

Selina

A furry. Oh I'm sorry. A "hybrid"

Stop being such a Selina

by fgerdtgjkbfsgbkus November 8, 2019

splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

sling

A wide strap with rings at the end used to carry baby children close to the adult body.

baby slings are a practical way for active people carrying babies.

by Jaybona November 28, 2009