florida sloth insertion 

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

florida sloth insertion by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

scotch that 

A up-to-date version of "stitch this", shouted usually after a headbutt or punch or other offensive action.

To give something to someone that will need to be repaired using one of those medical scotch tape strips.

Scotch that you twat!

scotch that by Dave Biggar March 12, 2007

slitchard 

slut, bitch, retard,the gross dumb bitch that lives around you and that loves fucking but is just the dumbest slut)

yo i need to get laid!

call the slitchard

slitchard by beezy the pyramid February 26, 2008

Sloochy 

A hybrid of the word "Slut" and "Hoochy". Mainly used around little ears, so they don't go repeating derogatory words.

Girl 1: "Have you seen that new girl at work?'

Girl 2: "I heard she hooked up with Derek."

Girl 3: "What a sluu... uh... Sloochy."

Little Girl: "Mommy, what's a sloochy?"

Girl 3: "Nothing, sweetie."

Sloochy by Xpinkranger October 2, 2009

slothgrip 

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.

Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.

slothgrip by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009

Scotch ale 

Fucking awesome style of ale-fermented beer. Dark in color, and has a sweet, complex malty character to it, often with caramel like flavors. Very minimal hop character, as only enough is used to offer some balance to the beer. The style's origins lie in Scotland, but the style has become popular elsewhere in the world, and is a fairly popular style to brew among American microbreweries. Some examples of this style are fairly high in alcohol content, but you can't taste it :)

Dude 1: Dude, what are you drinking?

Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?

Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!

Scotch ale by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010

sloth grab 

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

sloth grab by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012