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captain slolomon

the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.
on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza
by mc prosef March 17, 2009
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ewok slot

person 1: man last night I took that girl out to eat and when we got home I had a little desert.

person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?

person 1: oh yea
by kay 9 June 20, 2011
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Slut Slot

A slutty womans' vagina.
"Hey Dude, I totally hit the lottery with this chick at the bar last night. I hit the slut slot lottery & banged her all night long!"
by Ms J. September 21, 2012
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Rot Slot

A place where rat hides their rotting food.
Wow! We found a rot slot. WHERE ARE THE RATS?!?!
by agaragar January 10, 2021
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Sloth

The lovable retard who befriends Chunk in the '80s movie The Goonies
Sloth is a giant retard
by xxTheLongestFallxx February 28, 2007
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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slootie hoo

Etymology: combination of the words slutty-ass whore

Pronunciation: slooty who in falsetto- a la the outkast song "hootie hoo"

n. a girl of promiscuous sexual morals, can be found on her knees in bathroom stalls, face down in the driver's lap, often "forgets" to wear panties, seeks multiple simultaneous male penetrations, enjoys money shots and anal beads, and is a frat row favorite.
Damn! That girl just domed the entire football, basketball, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, track, rugby, tennis, volleyball, hockey and basket-weaving teams. What a slootie hoo!
by j fresh December 4, 2005
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