Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.

by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 4, 2017

Shed

Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).

They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024

Shed bunny

Someone you fuck but don't allow anyone to know about because you're embarrassed by it.

Dude1: "hey Mark I saw you with your shed bunny the other day"
Dude2: "oh god... no... I can explain"

by Chippingmonks May 29, 2018

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.

"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

The Big Shed

A true Englishman. As patriotic as he is big. Nothing in his veins but Stella and Mayonnaise. Everyday is chest day. Left right good night to any German or Argie bastard. Brexit means Brexit.

I’m the big shed. Brexit means brexit you cunt give us a Stella n a ciggy.

by Smithy1009 May 4, 2022

grimace shed

The most undesireable place, comes from very country people who actually have a grimace shed at home, this could be any noun

Where did you get that shirt... from the grimace shed???

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023