there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

Swallow

What your mom should've done.

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by Kenzin December 19, 2010

swallow

What a woman does when she wants a man to marry her. Swallow his spunk, pick up his used underwear and cook him a steak and you're 75% of the way to an engagement ring.

When Sally swallowed Harry's load, he knew she was the one.

by FIshy~~ March 27, 2009

park and swallow

The act of parking a car in some remote area and drinking, usually beer. Park and Swallows are normaly excecuted by underage teens on nights where a party is unavailable and the participants just want to get drunk. The park and swallow is confirmed to have originated in western ny.

Park and Swallow?

Dude, we have school in the morning.

And?

I'll get the yuengling.

by TheDude51392 October 27, 2010

swallow it

1. to swallow something.
2. swallowing cum

2. " when you give me top, you better swallow it. "

by cakeee. July 20, 2016

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008