Plant the Seed 

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

Plant the Seed by Afrothump November 18, 2010

Johny Apple Seed 

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

Johny Apple Seed by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

Blumpkin Seed-Pie by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

bird seed 

Weed, marijuana, green, etc.
(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".

1. "Two bags of bird seed ("seed" which rhymes with "weed" is unspoken) if you please ... Two bags of bird, man ..."

2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."

bird seed by oblonged January 20, 2015

Please Seed 

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

Please Seed by chips&dip December 15, 2010

watering the seed 

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

watering the seed by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

Plant the seed 

When a woman sucks a guys dick and the guy before coming violently shoves his dick in her ass and violently cums in her ass

Man i did the plant the seed with Mia last night

Plant the seed by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020