spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

shitting through the teeth

vomiting.

shitting through the teeth

"Where's Joe?"

"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."

"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"

by backdoorkelly August 10, 2009

shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011

Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Shnitting

When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.

"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."

by Ossural December 19, 2012

spitting bonita

Girl throwing up and doggy style

The girl was drunk and became a spitting bonita

by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014

Shuitting

When you're trying to do a shit but your anus keep involuntarily shutting

Sh*t, bro. I'm backed up like a queue of fat kids outside the only cake shop in town. I've been shuitting all week ya.

by The true odog October 27, 2018