schmafoozled

Stoned, particularly from edibles

I was so schmafoozled last night those brownies got me fucked up.

by Davesson March 14, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schalang

Twisting your penis into a pretzel

Bro I had to go to the ER because Josh made me Schalang.

by Johnathan kuminga December 17, 2024

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Joshie scamalies

He has a hot mother

this is Joshie scamalies

by FishFucker69420 October 31, 2021

Charles Schallhorn

Absolute G with a D. Swag levels reached the maximum of 20 years ago when he first started his teaching career. Gigachad that everyone wants to be when they get older. He also gets all the ladies

Oh man, I hope I get Charles Schallhorn as my teacher I heard he is really good at teaching and getting ladies.

by KeepItRockHard February 8, 2022