Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Schlempo

A real Bitcherooni

Wow, Stephanie is acting like a real schlempo right now

by El Schlempo September 18, 2019

Schloop

The act of closing apps on a mobile device.

“Yo, my phone is dying fast”

“Did you schloop your apps?”

by NeonManEv September 21, 2019

Shlompin

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.

Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!

by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020

Schlampe

Everyone who does not like my Judith.

"I don't like Judith." " Oh you are a Schlampe!"

by Bumseralex November 7, 2020