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Full Shatner

When you're dancing totally normal, and you hear a song that gets your mojo movin'...so you bust some sick, over-exaggerated dance moves (example: flailing arms, throwing yourself around the room, etc)
"Holy fuck, did you see Joey on the dance floor last night at that bat mitzvah? He went Full Shatner! I've never seen him cut rug like that. Bitch can bust a move."
by V. von D. October 14, 2014
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Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
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The Shatner

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.
Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!
by clamshanker March 19, 2023
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Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023
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Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.
"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".
by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023
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William Shatnered

William Shatnered means you are tired, knackered, fucked. Need to go to bed
I’m William Shatnered Rhondda, I need to go home
by Shatnered January 20, 2024
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Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.
Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up
by StinkPattern November 29, 2025
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