Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.

Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...

by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007

salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

Salomon

A handsome guy he always takes care of others and helps everyone in need he would always do his work and he is pretty smart he also likes tennis and is a very loyal friend and if you needed help he would help right away

I want to be a Salomon

by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019

salaman

Sexeist man alive!

salaman likes guys

by carson_likes_men March 15, 2022

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

salmon canyon

British slang term for vagina.

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??

by Brad June 11, 2006