Root Brewski

Another word for root beer, usually used by a person who doesn't drink after a person who does drink says they could go for a brewski (beer).

Jason- "Man, I could really go for a brewski right now."

Matt- "I sure could go for a root brewski"

by xbassistdoodx September 25, 2010

root cause

The verb “to root cause” is the action of identifying the root cause of a fault or problem.

I’m root causing the root cause right.

by Phillyclause89 June 04, 2018

Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 09, 2008

root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

by Q-Tip McVicker February 18, 2005

Jager Root

1 oz Jager and 2 oz of Vanilla Cola... This is a wonderful shot that tastes like Root Beer! This is a great alternative for those of you who don't like mixing energy drinks with alcohol!

Man I got messed up last night on Jager Root's, sure love those things!

by Bartender for years! August 06, 2009

dead root

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

by Signor Dick Pic November 02, 2013

root band

One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.

Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 17, 2011