Cincinnati Root Beer Float 

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

Cincinnati Root Beer Float by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009

Donkey Root 

Lighting one cigarette from another...

When you don't have a lighter, you may borrow someone's already lit cigarette, and light you're own from it..

Donkey Root by Jasma August 24, 2005

square root of sweet fuck all 

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

square root of sweet fuck all by Aspirex November 17, 2005

eat my root 

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

eat my root by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

The Root Of All Evil 

A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.

The Root Of All Evil by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008

Square Root of 69 

The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.

Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.

Square Root of 69 by elefante192 March 15, 2015

chug on the root 

to perform oral sex to a male vigorously

or a comeback to something you don't agree with

"yo babe why don't you pass me the popcorn"
"get it yourself"
"listen bitch why don't you chug on the root and get me my damn popcorn.. I love you"

"hey honey why don't we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?"

chug on the root by suitanun October 17, 2009