free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005

Rapesicle

When one sucks on a popsicle in a very suggestive manner.
Can also be used if the popsicle is in the shape or form of a penis.

Bill retrieved a Popsicle from the freezer, eagerly sucking on it with all of his might, trying his hardest to get all the flavor out of it. Thus doing so, his head bobbed up and down on the Popsicle,
Edith walked in as Bill was eating this Popsicle, and exclaimed, "Bill! You Rapesicle!"
Bill immediately stopped, threw the Popsicle away, and sprinted out the door.

by RanchPudding666 August 29, 2014

Over ripe

A hottie with a fine ass

Them jeans is plump that ass is over ripe!!

by Dr.Mookie December 11, 2016

f-ries

the non-swearing Substitute of fuckries.

"he dumped his girl on valentines day, thats f-ries"

by MaCE.. March 3, 2005

rapest cow

what rapest live where i am

fort hood texas

by angel September 12, 2003

ripe

slang for being really drunk or high, used by kids from cambridge ontario. Usually ones who smoke cigarettes (hack darts), drink alcohol and smoke weed.

1."boys, im soo ripe right now!"

2."did you see that guy over there?"
"yeah, he must have been ripe!"

by Derk Dunbar May 18, 2009

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003