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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
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Rock Lee 

With the huge eyebrows and the kick ass style of fighting (Gouken), Rock Lee is the Taijutsu master of all the genin in Naruto. However his luck is really bad as he always ends up fighting people who are particularlly immune to Taijutsu, like Gaara and Kimmimaro. Oh yeah, he one he gets drunk he'll kick your ass ten times more then normal.
"I'm in the Springtime of youth!" - Drunken Lee.

"If you go out with me I'll protect you till I die!" Lee to Sakura at the first meeting.

"The lotus of Konoha always blooms twice, the next time I return, I promise I'll be a stronger man." Lee to Sakura in the Forest of Death.
Rock Lee by Nick March 22, 2005
Related Words

Rock Booty 

A general term for an individual who acts, says, or does something that is considered by many ‘stupid’ or ‘dumb’ or ‘confusing’
Juan: mops and attempts to clean street
“Juan stop being a rock booty”
“Geez Juan is being such a rock booty”
Rock Booty by Quintpolla January 13, 2020
The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.
Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!
rock hard by Richard Rockard June 22, 2006

Rock farm 

It is a farm where people collect rocks and add chemicals and water so that the rock will grow. When it is big enough, these people break these rock and sell them to people in Toronto.
Rock farming is what Vinitra believes Nate Bosscher does in his spare time.
Rock farm by MrHulkbrokefyakey July 24, 2011

rock out with your cock out 

Rock Quarry

The act of a taking a dehydrated defecation, induced by a high fiber diet, which results in multiple nugget sized pebble turds. These pebble turds sink to the bottom of the stool where they accumulate to form what resembles a rock pile.
Dude, between the alcohol and broccoli my next deuce drop is definitely going to be a rock quarry.