psychiepoo

the best person ever. she is loving, kind, caring, supportive, forgiving, understanding, funny, kind of a criddo, and overall amazing. twitch.tv/psychiepoo

"yay psychiepoo is streaming!"
"psychiepoo is awesome!"

by not12345 May 23, 2021

psycho puppet

when a girl has multiple piercings in her pussy and she attaches strings to hoops (dental floss works best) and makes her pussy talk to you while your eating her out, using a different voice using the strings to move her pussy lips like a mouth

The psycho puppets awake and has something she's been dying to tell you.. The psycho puppet wants to sing you a song and wants you to sing along

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

psychoanalyze

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.

Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”

by Hubolts January 12, 2022

Psycho Swiftie

See Swiftie.

The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.

There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.

To find one look for the following signs:

- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.

- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.

Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's

Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"

"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"

"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"

"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"

Scenario 2

"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"

"No, hbu?"

"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"

"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."

by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022

dyke-psych

When a female pretends to be a lesbian in order to gain attention and then it is revealed that she is not.

"Did you hear that t.A.t.U are lesbians?"

"No dude, that's totally a dyke-psych!"

by thebasement December 24, 2009

butt psyche

When you stick your butt in a friends face and make them think you are going to fart on them. The experience eventually loosens them up to the experience until you actually fart on them. And so the game goes on.

I thought he was going to fart on me but it was just a butt psyche!

by Dick Furgeson December 9, 2015

dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.

That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019