when a girl has multiple piercings in her pussy and she attaches strings to hoops (dental floss works best) and makes her pussy talk to you while your eating her out, using a different voice using the strings to move her pussy lips like a mouth
The psycho puppets awake and has something she's been dying to tell you.. The psycho puppet wants to sing you a song and wants you to sing along
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Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”
Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”
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The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
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Get the dyke-psych mug.When you stick your butt in a friends face and make them think you are going to fart on them. The experience eventually loosens them up to the experience until you actually fart on them. And so the game goes on.
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Get the butt psyche mug.A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.
This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
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Get the dick psychic mug.A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
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