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The SMIC Private School 

International school in Shanghai notoriously known for being ghetto and small. Walls fall apart, desks and chairs are vandalized and destroyed by students, many facilities are third world, and lunch doesn't even qualify for fourth-world. Yet students still make the best out of it and have an awesome time. You can call each grade "one big happy family" since everybody knows each other and it's not as clique-y as most high schools are. But then again, people are split into the "fobby, chinese speaking people" and the "american, english speaking people"

Class of 2013 was the last athletic class of the school. Instead of basketball, volleyball, and all the other generally awesome sports, the classes of 2014 and beyond invest their time in ping pong, tag, and capture the flag

Students do not portray the typical stereotypes of average high schools. People can be dopplegangers of themselves; at one point they'll be a nerd and then afterschool they'll be one of the best players on a varsity team. While dating does happen, it’s rarer than a vegetarian lion. Racism runs rampant, though mainly cause of the 99.99% Asian population. With almost no white, black, brown, or (insert color) people, students are free to joke about other races at their leisure. On that note, pretty much everyone speaks fluent Chinese (except this freckled girl)

The school mascot is the shark. SMIC's awesome. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. Those people are just losers without school spirit.
There was this legendary asian guy who went to The SMIC Private School, who unfortunately had to leave after his freshman year.
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The Private Club 

The Private Club is a non-profit social organization at Western Illinois University. The word has it their parties do not go unnoticed and the ragers they throw last for days. The active members of the organization are known for their ungodly alcohol tolerance as they trained their bodies to absorb nutrients from alcohol instead of food and water. Some believe that this unorthodox organization is only a legend, but other swear they have seen Snapchats of the parties and even attended some.
"The Private Club is a myth"
"I wish I were Private Club"
"I tried rushing TPC, but I was too weak, those guys are animals"
"Say goodbye to your loved ones, TPC is throwing a party tonight."
"://// </3 hee hee"
The Private Club by wasternish December 13, 2017

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.
"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

.b private 

When you are on a bot in JKLM.fun and you use the command to create a private room
Player: .b private
ElainaBot: Successfully created a room!
.b private by jklmperson October 5, 2023

al amana private school 

guy 1: hey do you know about al amana private school?
guy 2: yeah man, it used to be hell over there.
al amana private school by zeddyboii February 16, 2021

The SMIC Private School 

school that gives you mental illness. everyone fighting for their fucking lives trying to compete for the limited ivy league college spots. if you don’t have a weighted 5.0 gpa 120 toefl 1600 sat and all 5s on your 10 AP courses — you are fucking stupid. also sexist as hell. disgusting male sophomores are allowed to rampage the gym half naked while if girls wear shorts they get dress coded (it’s okay if the uniform skirt is shorter than most shorts though, cause it’s instructed by the School.) most students are bigots that advocates for the death of marginalized demographics all day long. some teachers are too. people spewing derogatory slurs all day long. so fun.

also not to mention that the school is located in the middle of nowhere. nothing has changed since the previous entries really. you aren’t allowed to even walk a hundred meters outside to the family mart to buy food at lunch. maybe their concern is justified, because i am sprinting out of this school at any chance i get. fucking horrible. i bet it’ll be gone in ten years.
wow, look at these text messages calling girls “sluts that belong on the streets” and containing homophobic slurs — must be a group chat from the SMIC private school!

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