contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

precious

A nick name for a heterosexual male that acts in a homosexual fashion. A male that try’s to be masculine but all to often shows his feminine side. A man that appears to have homosexual tendencies.

Joe: I saw precious walk down the hall wearing those gay diesel shoes today.
Butch: At least he quit dying his hair.
John: I know someday he may start wearing make-up, for men of course.

by John Hopper July 3, 2005

Precial

to be special and precious at the same time.

She is a precial little kitty cat!

by Deborah Spicer July 8, 2006

preciosamomentophilia

Fixation on ceramic figurines, sometimes sexual in nature

Moe: I think she's kinda kinky--a real case of preciosamomentophilia.
Joe: Why?
Moe: She's got ceramic figurines all over, and some of them are in sexual posed!

by Ernest Peabody August 7, 2006

Preciouss

A deeply religious blind sheep which is forbidden to read Harry Potter for it is blashpemy. It is constanly lead by the icy cold hand of the Christian church towards the slaughter house of the afterlife. Performs all of its Satanic worship at Wallmart and screeches at the merest hint of humor. Stupid, blind, stuborn, and fat, it takes offense lightly unless you insult its "savior" Jesus. It mates with itself through a complicated breeding process involving oral spawning and a strance form of a porous occular mucus. New borns usualy hatch out of the sticky membrane is about 2 weeks, screeching for fatty foods which is provided by the parent which allowes itslef to be devoured by the hideous offspring.

Is that a Preciouss? Hit the dirt!!! Whip out the M16s!!! Its gonna charge!!!
(A few hours of blood curling cries and battle roars) *All is still. Dust is in the air. As its sets, the morning sun reveales the silluette of the victor. The Preciouss stands alone, surrounded by the cadavers of enemies, still clutching their weapons in rigor mortis. Its tusks are stained with blood, its fat revealed by deep flesh wounds, yet the fact stayes immoved: the Preciouss is victorious, yet again.*

by Alexander Poniz / Jake Jackson February 29, 2004

preceding

Inhibiting success, simply cut the process of progress

These fake friends are preceding me to become what I want

by Mlere September 19, 2018

Precious

An extremely charismatic good-looking tall dark skinned boy, capable of supporting all his friends. He tends to buss jokes often but when it's time for genuine advice he gives nothing short of the best. He has big feet which also means he has a big package to match. He has a close relationship with his boys often finding a couple bromances. He's very reserved when it comes to girls but when he finds his special boo, he'll treat her like the queen she is. He doesn't like arguing but if pissed off he will humiliate you in front of all your friends.

Oh my gosh, that boy is such a Precious, he's so good-looking and funny

by kidfromendz August 16, 2017