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The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit

A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.
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Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo 

When u have been up too long smoking
He's in the Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo stage of no sleep.
Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls
If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.

People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.

The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.

Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021

Tri Poloski 

Literally the greatest song to ever exist
Origin: Russia
"Thats a pretty good song"
"Nah mate that's nothing compared to Tri Poloski"