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southern pie

An erroneously-named dish, vastly popular in London and the home counties of the UK since the turn of the 21st century. Despite the name, Southern Pie is actually *not* a pie - but instead a washy casserole with a soggy pastry lid.

The dish consists of a filling - almost always with a meat component and often vegetables and gravy - and is served in a Bernardaud Ecume or equally wanky overpriced bowl, with the lazy chef adding a garnish of puff pastry on top of the dish, almost as if he didn't give a fuck that the "pie" he's serving isn't a pie, despite costing £14 before the customer even thinks about a side.
"She's having the fish, and I'll have the Southern Pie, bruvnor"
by AftyUK May 10, 2016
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Pie cannon

An ASCII art used back in the old days of AOL chatrooms (Version 5.0 or so) which was made to rsemble a man firing pies at another man.
0 \O/
|-PIE CANNON! =} =} =} |
|_ | |
| /|\ /\
by Hunterrobogeek September 20, 2008
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Pookie pie

A cute person who does silly things. Is very goofy and light hearted. Usually your loved one.
Pookie pie stop biting my belly!
by Brittney Girl February 16, 2020
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Frito Pie

A sexual act that is similar to performing a cream pie but instead of filling a vagina with semen it is done to a butthole (otherwise known as a bussy). 'Cream pie' is to pussy as 'frito pie' is to bussy.
Carter went to West Hollywood last week and got a Frito Pie in the bathroom.
by ladymarmalade July 22, 2019
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country pie

by 21st century prophet August 20, 2006
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purple pie

the act of ejaculating inside a woman with bruised genitals.
"I don't know how her vulva got like that, but she definitely enjoyed the purple pie I gave her."
by Derty Hairy March 29, 2009
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pie-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e., the hole you ought to be using for eating (pie). From the British slang, cake-hole.
Shut your pie-hole! Seriously, man, just stop talking!
by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005
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