pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Pedo

That old man Mr.Jenkins across the street.

Bobby: Hey Timmy! Want to come to my house after school?
Timmy: Hell no, that pedo Mr.Jenkins lives next to you. I’m not getting my butt touched today.

by Ecua73 October 30, 2019

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.

If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.

by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021

Pedo

is someone who loves minors soo much and sniffes them

sawalha is a pedo

by ismokecinnamon May 30, 2022

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper

hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024