Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

Pastor Maldonado

the most underrated f1 driver ever

pastor maldonado is jesus

by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021

Ridge Paste

Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm

"Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip

by Albertbighelm August 1, 2007

Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

by El Señor April 20, 2017

who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

cut copy paste

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say copy paste, but do not really know that when you cut an item and then attempt to copy that item, it is already cut and gone, the only option is to paste it. Said person probably uses terms like "net net", "at the end of the day", "long story longer", and "we should table that" when they really mean we should shelve that.

Since I do not know how Microsoft Office programs work, and I have heard certain terms before, I will combine all of them together and cut copy paste them into one document.

by jdog556677 March 8, 2022