a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
Get the facebook parasite mug.Pack of fat or flab located under armpit. Most commonly found on fatties. Found to be highly unattractive on slightly overweight and just plain overweight women wearing sundresses, tube tops, bikinis, and all other upper body garments that reveal the armpit.
Guy 1: "Dude, check her out."
Guy 2: "She's ok, I'm just not into those pit packs."
Guy 1: "Really? Pit packs? Did you just make that up?"
Guy 2: "Yea, and its going on Urban Dictionary tonite, it'll be the next cankles."
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Three fantasy books written by the author Elizabeth Moon.
The books tell the story of Paksenarrion, a sheep farmers daughter. When her father tries to marry her off to a pig farmer, she runs away and joins Duke Phelan's Company to become a worrier.
Books:
Sheepfarmer's Daughter
Divided Allegiance
Oath Of Gold
The books tell the story of Paksenarrion, a sheep farmers daughter. When her father tries to marry her off to a pig farmer, she runs away and joins Duke Phelan's Company to become a worrier.
Books:
Sheepfarmer's Daughter
Divided Allegiance
Oath Of Gold
"I didn't -- I don't want to marry at all. I want to be a warrior like my cousin Jornoth. I've always like hunting and wrestling and being outdoors."
- Paksenarrion, Sheepfarmer's Daughter, The Deed of Paksenarrion
- Paksenarrion, Sheepfarmer's Daughter, The Deed of Paksenarrion
by battlecry4ever November 28, 2009
Get the The Deed of Paksenarrion mug.1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007
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Get the Spice Packs mug.An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
Get the Water Parasite mug.A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
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