paradox

A pair (i.e. 2) of ducks.

I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

Paranoy

noun. A person who is paranoid. Someone who, unjustifiably projects the thoughts of others onto themselves in a negative manner.

Oh, don't worry about it. It wasn't something you did, Kevin P. is just a paranoy.

by M_dubble October 22, 2010

testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

Paranoyance

1) Being annoyed that some one is out to get you.
2) Being paranoid about haters.
3) Having clairvoyance about some one being annoyed and knowing they are coming for you.

The private detective had a keen sense of paranoyance when it came to adultery cases.

by RSJ2009 September 24, 2009

Paradox

Two structures built over water, designed for boats.

They docked the two ships at the paradox.

by effariG May 30, 2018

Verse paradox

1. The change of mentality after being in absorption and or an environment of prominent individuals
2. The action of changing your conduct and behavior due to notoriety given by individuals of higher superiority through manipulation

John: "Have you heard about Vinny? Turns out he's in the verse paradox"

by foundsaucyalt November 6, 2022

Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

by kelto December 27, 2008