Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 05, 2018

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Sanlam Parker

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

by Ghende August 24, 2021

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 30, 2018

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 19, 2020

Addison parker

Addison will help you through things łes funny as shit kinda annoying and likes online games in general and pulls bitched but doesnt admit it

Addison parker the spider man

by Addi the baddi September 02, 2022

Parker Addis

Someone who runs around a room full of guys naked

Hey you guys this guy went Parker Addis on us last night

by Overlord Wes November 19, 2014