No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

No Pants Friday

An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.

Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.

by jsickar August 20, 2010

nuddy pants

Your nuddy-pants are, well, your no-pants. When you are wearing your nuddy pants you are in the nude. The background of this word is from the Georgio Nicolsen series written by Louise Rennison.

When Cj forgot to wear pants to school, Cassie told me he was wearing his nuddy pants.

by sHiNtSuKi-PeNgUiN June 13, 2004

pants napkin

To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.

"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."

by hyperswivel January 2, 2009

sensitive pants

a person "wears" the sensitive pants when they are emotional, pissed off, susceptible to start crying or to freak out. is unable to take a joke at times

"i'm sorry i bugged out. i was just stressed"

"its okay you were just wearing the sensitive pants"

by bernie<3 February 26, 2007

pants pyramid

The effect of getting an erection in ones trousers. The effect is greater with light material, like twill. See also Docker Dong.

Hey,is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?..."Naw, I just got a pants pyramid.."

by Kurt B July 8, 2005