Orla

A sexy and badass girl who isn’t scared of anything. She is obviously the most beautiful girl you have ever seen with your own eyes. She is short but doesn’t let that hold her back. She is not scared to pick a fight , because she will always win no matter what. You don’t want to mess with an orla because she could kill you in a second. Many say she is like a lion and will rip you up. But when you get to know her you will find out that she is very kind and creative and will seaport you and wont let anything stand in your or her way. She will always be by you side and if you know an orla befriend her.

P87248257538r4387:hey who is that smoking hot girl over there.
P4:oh her she- shit she’s looking at us run!
Orla: haha Pusey’s.

by One sided romance April 4, 2021

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Orlando Bloom

He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!

Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"

by Kitty Stroker April 14, 2008

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Orfalsem

A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female.

I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad.
That sounded like such an Orfalsem.

by Dureen October 4, 2004

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Orlandu

A character on Final Fantasy Tactics. He has a cult with one member revolving around himself and his "bastard son" Sabin started by some annoying douchebag with the username TurbidCurrent on GameFAQs, who trolls various boards with unfunny alts and unwavering loyalty to his "gods". According to TurbidCurrent, Orlandu is real, and is the god of thunder and/or Cids. His raw power is apparently only equaled by some gay wrestler called the Shaman of Sexy. The stupid fucktard claims that Chuck Norris is Orlandu's mortal enemy, and insists that he is actually Skeletor in disguise. Unsurprising, TurbidCurrent shits himself and starts fagging out whenever someone mentions the Chuck Norris Facts, and often talks about someone named Kelly Stone kicking Chuck's ass.

Random guy: what the hell is this n00b TurbidCurrent going on about?

Other guy: He's talking about Orlandu, that old man from FFT. Turbid wants his cock.

TurbidCurrent: Your Mother wants his cock, sparky. The SRO Foundation wants YOU!

by HyperDriver20003 February 10, 2008

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oralanusitis

A condition describing when a person makes ridiculous statements; usually unintentionally cruel. Otherwise known as "foot in mouth disease"

"When she made that comment about her husband's mother, she was suffering from oralanusitis."

"Only a person suffering from oralanusitis would congratulate a large woman on being pregnant without knowing for sure whether or not she was pregnant."

by BellaBangBang November 12, 2007

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