nest builder

A person who compusively covers the toilet seat with a layer of toilet paper before the elimination of fecal waste.

As soon as he entered the adjoining stall, I recognized him as a nest builder. He was pulling wads and wads of toilet paper off the roll.

by BlackAstro April 18, 2012

homo-nest

A place often in a wooded or secluded rural area where homosexual men go to have anonymous or on the down-low sexual relations. These areas are often littered by dirty men's underwear, used condoms and empty Gator-aid bottles.

I was hiking the other day and ran across a huge homo-nest, cheap wine bottles and condoms were everywhere!

by 80sHorrormoviesblog May 31, 2013

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

awesome-nest

a word meaning better than awesome, or better yet, most awesome

timmy: did you watch -insert good show here- last night?

ashey: yeah! it was awesome-nest!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobeminee January 25, 2009

a cuckoo in the nest

somme one in a group of people but not liked by them

i hate the place .. i was like a cuckoo in the nest.

by imy maniolia October 20, 2017

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014